EXTON ELIAS DOWNEY (born February 7, 2012)

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chekhov:

In middle school i kept adding myself to my school’s wikipedia page under Notable Alumni and they kept removing me

toni-tan:

Ok but we’re forgetting the real holiday here

toni-tan:

Ok but we’re forgetting the real holiday here

He still laughs at my jokes, which makes him very dear because he’s the only one who does."
— William Shatner on Leonard Nimoy (via ohsandor)

mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

twerkinshield:

leungdrawstoo:

Captain America saved the world twice now and all it cost him was two Bucks

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revrealness:

clumsyoctopus:

my ad for beauty products

girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face

old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country

girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO

you’re hired

blanketburritoofshame:

The moment when Sam legit questioned if he’d gotten out of hell.